ALIEN TECH IS LEGIT & SO IS MY WORK ETHIC - ROOFERS TEE

Yo, check it! These ain't your grandpa's construction days. We're talkin' dedicated work ethic up here on the buildings, makin' sure everything is solid. And just like those mysterious UFO sightings in the sky, we're passionate about gettin' the job done right. So if you see a flashin' light on your building, it might just be us workin' our magic!